Haiku!
Since today is World Poetry Day I thought I would write this newsletter in Haikus. Spring is finally hereThe snow is melting quicklyIt’s about time Last season was strangeCucumber beetles not foundLots of zucchinis We’re still recruitingWho doesn’t like fresh veggies?Tell both of your friends Greenhouse is fillingA lot of baby veggiesFinal payments due Fruit, […]
Not Quite Ready to Rumbllle!
Typically this time of year I would be starting off this newsletter with, “Let’s Get Ready To Rumbllllllle!!!” indicating the start of the indoor farming season, followed by a description of the opening ceremony and something witty about how this year’s opening is exactly like every year in that it is completely different than any […]
Winter Schedule
Many people ask me what I do in the winter time. I’ll fill you in on the details below, but first a few messages. We have pricing for most things we are offering this year. One unfortunate loss is that Castle Rock is no longer delivering eggs. They also are not producing much Ice Cream […]
WordPress Tech Help Needed
I believe this is resolved. If you find a viagra store on any farm web pages please let me know! If you know anything about how to figure out how my WordPress website was hacked and more importantly how to fix it, please continue to read. Otherwise feel free to ignore the rest of this […]
Fact Check 2019 SotF Address
Farmer Chris leaned hard on the strength of the farm during his 2019 State of the Farm address on Wednesday, but with a blend of precise statistics and gauzy superlatives that are much more difficult to measure. He also returned to a theme that dominated the previous year — a quest for a southern border […]
State of the Farm Address 2019
Madam Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Farm Members, the First Lady of the United States, and my fellow Americans: We meet tonight at a moment of unlimited potential. As we begin a new season, I stand here ready to work with you to achieve historic breakthroughs for all vegetables. The agenda I will lay out this […]
Random Stuff
I can’t believe it is already February. What can I say. Happy New Year? Time certainly flies when it’s 30 below zero. Before I get into anything interesting (actually I’m not sure anything I write at this time of year is “interesting”) I thought I should first mention a couple of things. We are still […]
It’s the End of the Season…
I’m farmer Chris and I approve this message. I hope everyone had a great Halloween. Again this year we had no trick-or-treaters. They seem to have stopped coming a number of years ago when we decided to give out handfuls of Brussels sprouts. Odd. Just in case anyone is confused, the season is over. There […]
The Last Week
This is the last week of the season! If you stop by next week we will put you to work, so feel free to stop by next week. Otherwise consider buying Winter FruitShare so we can see you all winter long! And while you are ordering winter FruitShare you might as well sign up for […]