As you all know, with Fresh Earth Farms as the name of the farm we’ve had a tomato shaped Earth as our logo. Clever huh? Well, we are no longer content with just this small patch of our planetary system. No, we want the whole solar system. And that’s what we’ve done these past couple months. Installed a brand new solar system! Let me introduce the newest member of the Fresh Earth Family – Fresh Earth Fotons!
Ok, I realize photons are spelled with a ph, but that just doesn’t work with the rest of our Fresh Earth Family – Farms, Films and Firms. So our marketing department worked over the holiday season to figure out how we could change Photons to Fotons. I think they’ve done an excellent job. The original idea was to change Farms, Films and Firms, to Pharms, Philms and Phirms, but that was rejected due to the cost of changing all the logos, the legal work required of Fresh Earth Firms and of course all the good will we’ve established over practically this whole millennium. So back to the board room they went and after much discussion and negotiation they eventually emerged with the new name Fresh Earth Fotons.
Now unlike NASA who requires billions of dollars to fotograf its solar system, we are able to use our cell fone – retail cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $100 – to take amazingly detailed pictures of our solar system. Of course the temperatures experienced by NASA’s equipment as it floats through the vacuum of space is not unlike those experienced by our equipment here on our home planet earth during January in Minnesota. So if these pictures look a little blurry it has more to do with the shivering of the guy holding the camera than the equipment itself.
Anyhoo, without further ado (why is there always so much ado?) here is a brief guided tour of the Fresh Earth Fotons solar system.
Here we are approaching the solar system from a great distance. You can see the vast snow fields covering the surface. We believe these icy fields are made of water ice.
Here we have drifted closer to the surface. We can see strange quadrangular paths etched into the system’s surface. These appear to be unnatural and most likely purposefully created by intelligent beings. Their intention remains unknown.
Too close! Too close!
Here we see the instrumentation used to measure the solar system. If you zoom in on the picture you can see they spelled Fotovoltaic incorrectly.
That pretty much concludes the solar system fotographic tour. If you have any questions do not hesitate to contact me.