’tis the season for giving thanks so here are the farm’s thank you notes a la Jimmy Fallon. By the way, we have sweet potatoes, garlic, onions, winter squash, eggs and shallots for your Thanksgiving feast! Contact me to schedule a time to stop by. Now on to our Thank You notes!
| Thank you F__D tractor for saving me $250 by not buying a vowel. |  |
| Thank you daylight savings time for giving us an extra hour of daylight every day during the growing season. | |
| Thank you Apple Inc. for not being called Tomato Inc. | Eat Different  |
| Thank you beets for making me panic every time I eat you. | “Ahh, I’m bleeding! I must have colon cancer! Oops, no that’s just the beets…” |
| Thank you kohlrabi for showing me what it would look like if a Toy Story alien had sex with a Frizzle Tolbunt Polish chicken. |  |
| Thank you Kim Kardashian for providing a wide enough surface to display our logo. |  |
| Thank you new tomato cages for keeping the tomatoes from running aimlessly around the farm. |  |
| Thank you eggplant for proving egg came first. | “Never heard of a chickenplant.” |
| Thank you fennel for being the Don King of the vegetable world. |  |
Of course the biggest THANK YOU is to all our members for their fantastic support this past season. Wishing all of you a wonderful and delicious Thanksgiving!
By the way, we are looking for a good used car for a new driver. Something inexpensive and cheap to insure; dependable is a plus! Let me know if you are looking to make room in your garage or driveway by getting rid of that old clunker you never drive anymore.